Are You a Drunker ?
Drunker is someone special and unique.
Drunker is someone who can slam a revolving door.
Drunker is someone that can kill two stones with one bird
Drunker is someone who can count to infinity, twice.
Drunker is someone that makes onions cry.
When a Drunker enters a room, he doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off.
Drunker is someone awesome. Drunkers are actually you, the part of Im-Drunk.com's community. You're the ones who buy the most dope products online. You're the ones that have an amazing sense of humour and taste.
Im-Drunk.com was established to provide you a unique drunk-shopping experience.
Because of you, Drunkers, we keep going and doing our best to find the best, the coolest and the most funny products available in the whole world. just for you. Making the most funny, unique, one-of-a-kind shopping experience online.
So, every time you're drunk, in a bar, at home, with friends, alone or just have an urge to shop some of the coolest products online, just come back and visit our website.
You are a Drunker indeed !
You read all the way over here, proving us you're a real Drunker. here's a poem we wrote especially for you:
A Poem For Drunker
by Im-Drunk.com's owners
" All the drunk people in the world,
doesn't need to go to the mall.
Come to our website store,
and enjoy from style and more !
You are special and unique,
you are drunk and you don't think.
Probably this is the website
that you need. "